About Me
- Ashe
- I'm mildly infatuated with Russia(ns) and will fight to the death for the title "Resident Crazy Scot". One day I'll move to New England solely for the Portuguese sweet bread. I will consume any and all nutella within a .5 mile radius of me. I occasionally lapse into a bad British accent and threaten to incapacitate people I don't like Marie Antoinette style. I use pencils to tie up my hair and proceed to leave them everywhere but in my hair. And just for good measure...I was once nearly incarcerated in a third world country.